LiteMS Noob Application
Name: Dashiell Tsumeka
Date of Birth: 10/19/1992
Country of Residence: USA
Known Languages: English, y un poco de español.
Method of Contact: WLM
In-Game Name: CherryChanga
Daily Online Hours: Unknown
Applying for: Noob
Experience:
I've been a noob on NUMEROUS servers, and even in GMS! Some of the server names include YourStory, CookieMS, GoogleStory, MonkeyStory, DarknessMS, TwistedStory, GhostStory, ExtaliaMS, ArrogantMS, SimpleStory, DoggyStory, GiantMS, and NoobMS.
Why should you be accepted as a noob?:
I think that I should be accepted as a noob because I'm good at it. I know just what to not know, I don't know what I should know, I confuse myself, others confuse me, thus confusing themselves.... It's pretty intense. Players just don't get much noobier than I am, it's just not possible! If you want a noob show all the other noobs out there how to do it, I'm your guy. I spend all of my free time practicing phrases like "Y I no hit dmg hi! like you!" or "Who hit me with that sword? Why'd I die? What's going on?" I strive for imperfection, and achieve at the lowest level.
What will you do to noobify the server?:
I will try my best every day to noob the noob out of the noobiest noobs of noob-dom to noob off like a nooby noob. No noob noobs like the noob of da noob, yo. Without my noobiness, people will start to worry that the server's getting too professional. I believe that this is suffiecient noobiness to noobify the noob of the noobed noob of Noobville.
What would you do if you came across a noob?:
First of all I would get the noob out of there. If noobing persists, I'll have to noobify them and make sure that my noobiness shows no noob to the noob inside their noobification. If noobing persists, I will simply noobitize them with my noobilization ray.
Why do you want to be a noob?:
Being a noob is just what I want to do. I can't do much more than it, and I've strived all my life for the opportunity to get to be one of the noob-guys. I get so noob-motional when I think about it... I just... *sniff*... Yeah...
Where do you stand academically?:
I'm a Noob.0 noob baby, straight noobs.
Additional Information:
Sometimes I like to just noob around and act all nooby. Sometimes I pretend to be a non-noob around somebody and then flip around and fool them at the last second. The noobiness of my noob cannot be noobed to a noobier noobess.
